Back in February I won two tickets to a movie screening at the IFC Center in New York, CHUD.com was raffling off tickets to “Rubber” a movie about a tire with telekinetic powers that goes on a killing spree.
ME: ”Hey, I won tickets to a movie screening, you doing anything tonight?”
EVERY SINGLE PERSON: “No, not really, that sounds cool, what is it?”
ME: “Uh, it’s called Rubber… it’s about a tire that kills people”
EVERY SINGLE PERSON: “Yeah, umm.. you know what, I really have a lot of laundry to do, I should probably just stay in tonight and get that done”
Alright, aside from the fact that everyone uses that bullshit laundry excuse to get out of commitments, I don’t see how you can’t instantly be intrigued by a movie about a RUBBER FUCKING TIRE WITH TELEKINETIC POWERS.
